Jesus, Y2K, And The New Jersey Highway Patrol?

So, let's say that Jesus didn't get killed by those guys or that (no time for a Mel Gibson discussion), and because He was perfect, was still alive today. So, say He gets pulled over for speeding on the I-95 and the cop tells him He was doing 75 in a 65 zone. Jesus would reply " I know perfectly well how fast I was going, and it wasn't 75, for heaven's sake!". Anyways, the cop asks for his drivers license and it says 12-25-00 on it for a birthday. Well, if the cop runs that through the computer, would it cause the computer to crash, like all the Y2K scare stuff? The cop goes back to Jesus and says "How old are you?" and Jesus might reply "How old do I look?" And then the cop throws Jesus in the back of the cruiser and takes him in. Oh, the shame that will bring the New Jersey Highway Patrol! So, anyways, back to the question, if Jesus were alive today, would he cause all the computers to crash because of his birthday?